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The Memoirs of
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FORWORD
Isaac-Mathieu reflects on what motivated him to write his memoirs. [Note: Page numbers appear at regular intervals in all parts of the Memoirs. These page numbers are linked to the original French text from which the translation was made. The reader is invited to compare the original French with the English translation and email miffcro@hotmail.com if you can recommend improvements.] |
Part 1: 1730-1763 - The Saint Quentin Years
An account of Isaac-Mathieu's early years and ancestry. Vignettes of his youth while growing up in Saint Quentin, his birthplace in the Picardy region of northern France. |
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01 - My Ancestry 02 - The Duchess of Zell 03 - Musings About Family Lineage 04 - More About My Ancestry 05 - Uncle Joncourt Commissions a Play 06 - My Forefathers 07 - My Early Years 08 - My Youth as a Ruffian 09 - My Father's Gentleness and Wisdom 10 - A Troublesome House Guest 11 - Lessons in Swordsmanship 12 - Exiled to Live With My sister 13 - Evidence of My Early Business Sense 14 - I Win a Greek Competition 15 - A Trip to Holland 16 - My Education in England 18 - My Astronomy Lesson to King George 19 - I Witness the Execution of Lord Lovat 20 - My Fascination With Magnetism 21 - Restoring Mother's Smashed Heirlooms |
22 - Becoming a Skillful Copy Artist 23 - A Sword Fight in Paris 24 - The Ambassador of Venice 25 - I Meet Diderot 26 - A Devilish Prank 27 - My First Excursion to Dublin 28 - A Merry Departure from Dublin 29 - 'Doctor' Isaac Crommelin 30 - Befriending a Thief 31 - Mr. Panorama 32 - My Mother-in-law 33 - My Wife and Son 34 - In Pursuit of Richard Behan, Embezzler 35 - A Troubled Second Voyage to Dublin 36 - John, the Dishonest Clerk 37 - An Eventful Ride to Dover 38 - Return Voyage as a 'Prisoner of War' 39 - A Surprise Reunion 40 - Triumphant Homecoming 41 - Demise of the House of Crommelin |
Part 2: 1764-1782 - The Autun Years
Although married, Isaac lived away from his home in Saint Quentin while working for eighteen years at Autun in Burgundy as the administrator of a government-controlled tobacco warehouse. Here he cultivated his aptitude in the arts, archaeology and mechanics while coming to the aid of damsels in distress on various occasions. |
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01 - Stormy Beginnings in Autun 02 - Mandrin, the Marauding Bandit 03 - Decline in the Culture of Autun 04 - Contribution to Local Antiquities 05 - Incident at Bourbon-Lancy 06 - The Temple of Janus 07 - The Bell Tower of Autun Cathedral 08 - A Genealogical Project 09 - Louis XV's Rising Ceremony 10 - A Cheerful Party Turns Ugly 11 - Learning Mechanical Gadgetry 12 - My Natural History Collection 13 - The Feet of Saint Nicholas 14 - My Success as a Copy Artist 15 - The Villainous Valet 16 - My Music Teacher, Rameau's Brother 17 - My Attempt at Sculpture 18 - A Regional Gun Tournament 19 - My Involvement in Freemasonry 20 - A Sleepwalking Abbott 21 - Counselling a Troubled Nun 22 - A Precocious Actor |
23 - Nuns Who Enjoyed a Party 24 - How I Met Voltaire 25 - Reviving a Sick Passenger 26 - My Visit With Choiseul 27 - The Astonishing Art of Nini 28 - A Goodly Canon 29 - Choiseul Cools Off a Hothead 30 - Restoring Vergennes' Paintings 31 - Vergennes' Mother-in-law 32 - Madam de Vergennes 33 - Vergennes' Job Offer in Boston 34 - My Holy Stage Craft 35 - My Refusal Saves Lives 36 - I Thrash an Insolent Passenger 37 - Bléton, The Amazing Water-Diviner 38 - A Shocking Experience 39 - A Tornado in Autun 40 - 'Doctor' Crommelin's Diagnosis 41 - An Archaelogical Discovery 42 - Reflections Upon Leaving Autun 43 - My Contentious Billboard 44 - A Damsel in Distress |
Part 3: 1783-1791 - The Guise Years
Isaac took over the administration of a salt warehouse at Guise to be closer to his family at Saint Quentin. At Guise he risked his life on various occasions inside a mine shaft, dealing with an unscrupulous clerk, and single-handedly attempting to collect the salt tax on the bridge into Guise. He also applied his mediation skills in alleviating several hostile stand-offs, and employed his amateur medical skills in saving the lives of people. |
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01 - I Accept a New Position in Guise 02 - Stuck in Quicksand 03 - Lost at Pont-Audemer 04 - My House Catches Fire 05 - Early Impressions of Guise 06 - How a Lt.-Colonel Became An Actor 07 - Stuck In A Mine Shaft 08 - Smuggling Tobacco 09 - I Avert A Crisis 10 - The Quirky Fermier-General 11 - A Delicate Duel |
12 - The Fraudulent Clerk 13 - The Plot Thickens 14 - M. Saulce, A Scurrilous Magistrate 15 - I Win My Court Case 16 - I Challenge Saulce To A Duel 17 - Crommelin Ointment 18 - An Ambush That Failed 19 - Days of Extortion and Greed 20 - Salt, Taxes, a Bridge, and Me 21 - My Benevolence Leads to Debt 22 - A New Job Offer in St. Germain 23 - The Bureaucracy During the Revolution |
Part 4: 1792 - 1806 - St. Germain-en-laye
Isaac-Mathieu bore an uncanny resemblance to Benjamin Franklin, the American ambassador to France for whom he was often mistaken. As an administrator of Public Works in Saint Germain-en-Laye (near Paris and Versailles) at a time when France was swept with revolutionary fervor, he came in contact with high-ranking political figures and used his limited influence to save the forest of Saint Germain and alleviate the misery of many people. |
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01 - My Introduction to St. Germain-en-laye 02 - Bureaucracy During the Revolution 03 - I Suffer Losses 04 - Bureaucratic Lunacy 05 - De Noailles Experiences Foul Play 06 - My Influence Helps Save Lives 07 - My Plan to Save Mme DuBarry 08 - Ingratitude Hurts 09 - I Meet Robespierre 10 - A Hailstorm Ruins Me 11 - I Save the Forest of St. Germain 12 - An Old Lady and a Tree 13 - In Defense of Shrubbery 14 - Accused of Favoring Aristocrats 15 - Foiled Entrapment 16 - I Take Custody of Art Treasures 17 - My Kindness Repaid By Hostility 18 - The Wood of St. Germain 19 - State-Approved Plundering 20 - I Am Arrested 21 - My 'Crimes' 22 - Aiding Prisoners at Recollet Convent 23 - Lifting Morale 24 - My Name Is Called 25 - Making An Inventory 26 - Merriment in Prison 27 - Prison Intrigues 28 - We Bribe Our Jailer 29 - The September Massacres |
30 - Imprisoned at St. Germain Chateau 31 - Rouget de l'Isle, Stool Pidgeon 32 - Inmates and Guards 33 - A Guillotine Arrives 34 - Turning The Tables 35 - More Accusations 36 - Bread and Water 37 - Fed By An Angel 38 - I Begin Writing 39 - Thinking About Escape 40 - Making A Woman Cry 41 - Flirting In Prison 42 - I Offend Rouget de l'Isle Again 43 - I Am Released 44 - Smuggling Out My Papers 45 - Back To Work 46 - I Demand Restitution 47 - Defending My Art Treasures 48 - The Hard-nosed Bureaucracy 49 - My Office Becomes a Battleground 50 - My Misfortunes Multiply 51 - Famine 52 - Forged Currency 53 - My Desparate Financial Situation 54 - Pondering Injustices Done to Me 55 - Belated Appreciation 56 - My Sister-in-law 57 - My Wise and Beautiful Wife 58 - My Brother 59 - My Sister |